![]() In order for this to get any popularity, send it on!! If you don't think it was funny at all, don't bother, but otherwise forward this sucker to everyone you know! If you don't, I don't care, but why not show this around? Take two minutes and forward it. Now that we've covered and dumped on the four main types of chain letters, onto the ironic part. Now pass this on! If you don't, the boogie man will eat you in your sleep! poop,Ī friend is someone who likes you even though you're disgustingly ugly,Ī friend is someone who cleans up for you after you've soiled yourself,Ī friend is someone who stays with you all night while you cry about your loser life,Ī friend is someone who pretends they like you when they really think you should be beat up by a mad goat and then thrown to vicious dogs,Ī friend is someone who scrubs your toilet and vacuums and then gets the check and leaves and doesn't speak much English, (no sorry that's the cleaning lady,)Ī friend is not someone who sends you icky chain letters because he wants his wish of his crush to come true. Send it to every one of your friends.Ī friend is someone who is always at your side,Ī friend is someone who likes you even though you smell like um. Just send this letter to all of your loser friends, and everything will be Ok.Īs if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Remember, you could end up like Pinsley and Bip did. They both died they were both cursed to eat adorable kittens every day for eternity. Later that day, he was hit by a car and so was his boyfriend (hey, some people swing that way). This Could Happen To You!!!ĭexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain letter in his mail and ignored it. She then tripped in a crack in the sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down a rainpipe in a flood of poop, and went flying out over a waterfall. She had recently received this letter and ignored it. Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on Saturday. ![]() Pass this on to 1-5067 people in the next 7 minutes or something horrible will happen to you like: This is absolutely incredible because there was no email then and probably not as many witchy little 8 year olds writing chain letters. Hi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. Oh, and a reminder- if you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly. Send this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds. Remember, we have no way of counting letters sent and this is true! really!. This little boy's life could be saved, because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. You see, there is a starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, and no parents. Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be irked off at you forĥ-10 people: 5-10 people will be irked beyond all at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.ġ0-20 people: 10-20 people will be royally T-d at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.Ģ0 to 674, 951 1/2 people: 20 to 674, 951 1/2 people will be PO'd at you for sending them a stupid chain letter. Send this to 1 person: One person will be miffed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter. It's true! Because, you know, THIS letter isn't like all of those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!! Really!!! Here's how it goes. First of all, if you don't send this to a certain number of people in the next 5 seconds, you will be beat up by a mad goat and then thrown off a high building into a pile of manure. Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do. Wasn't that fun? Hope you made a great wish. Oh please, they'll never go out with you!!! ![]() EOA: Jokes-Chain Letters The Four Basic Types of Chain Letters.
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